all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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