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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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