are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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