Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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