glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
