I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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