Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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