i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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