so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Enjoy the penises
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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