Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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