I feel like I'm in dance class right now
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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