He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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