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  • Submitted by Harly9 on Feb 1, 13 at 4:08pm

    Nothing like washing down a plate of stuffed cabbage with six or seven pints of Smithwick's before retiring for the night. Always enjoyed the morning reports from the blissful recipients of my generosity.

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Feb 3, 13 at 12:00pm

    Totally read this from the guys pov.

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 2, 13 at 1:20am

    Word for word, either my girlfriend or I could have sent this to each other. O.o

  • Submitted by ck24 on Feb 2, 13 at 4:46am

    Thanks? Now how about a sammich?

  • Submitted by budman999 on Feb 1, 13 at 7:36pm

    What a sweet little love note

  • Submitted by MarkTDot on Feb 1, 13 at 11:33pm

    , said every woman every.

  • Submitted by drake75 on Feb 1, 13 at 9:57pm

    The lady must be the one farting

  • Submitted by jamiejames7 on Feb 2, 13 at 3:13am

    I like how people assume it's the guy farting, women fart too, *gasp* I know!

  • Submitted by nicoleyoleypoley on Feb 3, 13 at 7:44am

    I like how the assumption is its a dude farting. My money's on ladyfart.

  • Submitted by slammin211s on Feb 2, 13 at 12:31pm

    haha I know someone with this area code who currently lives in AZ, imma die laughing if this is something she said to her boyfriend

  • Submitted by quagmire_69 on Feb 1, 13 at 2:54pm

    ...Soo,this is now a "Texts I should have sent" , "Things I should have said"