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  • Nothing like washing down a plate of stuffed cabbage with six or seven pints of Smithwick's before retiring for the night. Always enjoyed the morning reports from the blissful recipients of my generosity.

    Submitted by Harly9 on Feb 1, 13 at 4:08pm
  • Thanks? Now how about a sammich?

    Submitted by ck24 on Feb 2, 13 at 4:46am
  • Totally read this from the guys pov.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Feb 3, 13 at 12:00pm
  • Word for word, either my girlfriend or I could have sent this to each other. O.o

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 2, 13 at 1:20am
  • , said every woman every.

    Submitted by MarkTDot on Feb 1, 13 at 11:33pm
  • What a sweet little love note

    Submitted by budman999 on Feb 1, 13 at 7:36pm
  • The lady must be the one farting

    Submitted by drake75 on Feb 1, 13 at 9:57pm
  • I like how people assume it's the guy farting, women fart too, *gasp* I know!

    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Feb 2, 13 at 3:13am
  • haha I know someone with this area code who currently lives in AZ, imma die laughing if this is something she said to her boyfriend

    Submitted by slammin211s on Feb 2, 13 at 12:31pm
  • I like how the assumption is its a dude farting. My money's on ladyfart.

    Submitted by nicoleyoleypoley on Feb 3, 13 at 7:44am
  • ...Soo,this is now a "Texts I should have sent" , "Things I should have said"

    Submitted by quagmire_69 on Feb 1, 13 at 2:54pm