Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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