My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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