could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
