Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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