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  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:01am

    On the travel channel they say if it looks good and smells good then eat it.

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:02am

    ^ Cause he wasn't man enough to just walk out on his own?

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:59am

    He knew what he was doing. He finally saw her under light and was like.... fuck this chick.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:06pm

    completely a bitch. No guy would want this kind of chicks once they turns over 25.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:34pm

    im assuming its a dike that is calling boys stupid?

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:03pm

    he actually did it on purpose.....so the joke is on you

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:39am

    My roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoispi

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:47pm

    12:57: you are exactly right, girls are nothin but whores and bitches...

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:37am

    I went BOOM BOOM in my pants

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:38am

    No feelings = one night stand. One night stand = Slut. Slut = STDS Talk about feelings = wanting relationship. Relationship = Safer Sex (most of the time.) Safe sex = Lower chance of STDS. NO STDS = More sex in the long run!! I cheer this man for talking about feelings. To hell with that slut. Girls have learned way too much from guys to rip on a guy who talks about feelings. They should have the slut slapped off of them. Hypocrite ass bitches.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:20pm

    He did so he could steal shit from her place.....She is just to dumb to realize what he stole.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:36am

    I bet if he had more sprite remix and strawberry vodka he would have thrown his caution and feelings to the wind and gone for it. BOOM!

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:55pm

    I have a feeling all the people getting negative on this text have been sent home before getting laid by making some stupid remark.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:43pm

    I am sure he sobered up and had to get home to his real gf. but he is a nice guy, so he didnt just want to say "i have to leave..." he went about it in a roundabout way..so as to save face... Good Form, my good MAN whore have AIDS anyway

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:51am

    Aren't we all the same in the dark ?

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:43am

    So now we understand WHY he's still a virgin.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:16am

    total bullshit. thats what you alawys hoped you would say, but never did. It's obvious.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:58am

    ha, this thread got hilarious.

  • 26 30
    Submitted by Liz90210 on Jun 6, 11 at 6:26pm

    Ummmmmmm

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:06am

    can't? ...had to try

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:43am

    my dongcopter goes fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:36pm

    @ 10:03 - yea..the joke is on her. what a whore

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:04am

    good job. if taken at face value he's lame. guys if you want the good stuff don't talk about feelings. any girl with a reasonably functional bs detector will call you out stat. then again maybe he was trying to bomb it. either way they both win. or at least she does :)))))

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:43am

    LF MAGE. WTB PORT TO DALARAN.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:08am

    how do you know that it was a girl that sent a guy home. I've sent guy shome before who started talking about feelings after the first date, that's creepy and if I take a guy home on the first date it's to have sex not act like girls. Yes I'm a guy btw.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:32pm

    haha I bet he did it on purpose...I knew a guy who was basically dragged home by this fat chick so he started talking about anal warts...and she was so desperate she still wanted to bang him haha fat chicks

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:24pm

    Love this girl. Been there.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:28am

    Clearly fake. Men have no feelings of which they can speak.

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:30am

    ^ All of you grow the fuck up?

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:27am

    Since when did squ plus irt get banned??

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:09am

    There are no feelings in one night stands.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:28pm

    Yeah, the guy was a retard. Most of us know that going home with a girl just means sex.

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:29am

    I've cockblocked myself before. :(

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:47pm

    I'm 217 without feelings. call me & I'll take care of you occasionally, just for fun.

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:28pm

    Why a bitch? Im a guy and if i started talking about my feeling i would get up and just leave without being asked, feelings are not required in that situation the only things that are required is a hard cock and a wet vag. :P

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:00pm

    Ugh...what a bitch...and i'm talking about the girl who posted it.

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:28pm

    thanks for the advice 12:18. to the girl who posted this...if you wanted to have sex then you should have started rubbing his pants and undo his jeans. if he's still talking about feelings and not getting with the program then you can end it there but at least make it obvious before you throw him out like a bum

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:25am

    Hmm what word is it that I can't say? Wife?

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:27am

    so proud of myself for my own text from last night making the site! wahoo. So you all know...he was a VIRGIN. Found that out the next day. Discuss.

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:20pm

    lol love it. i have to remember to use that... :)

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:51am

    haha this is so funny to read. yes thsi is an epic fail

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:43pm

    10:34 How can an embankment for controlling or holding back the waters of the sea or a river be calling anyone stupid?

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:00pm

    Christ, if the dude was a virgin, he obv had no clue on how to act when in a random hookup situation. He was about to achieve what was (probably to him) The Holy Grail. How the hell was he supposed to know he had to STFU and go with the flow? His insides were probably OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. Arrested Development FTL. He had no clue...but he deserved what he got. The OP was hoping she'd get fucked stupid, and instead had to listen to some stupid fucker.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:49am

    baby i wouldnt talk about any feelings and just get down to business with ya fine self ; )

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:07am

    1:03 Getting turned down is more harmful to a reputation then walking away? Thats not logical at all.

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:32pm

    Chicks have changed since my day man :).

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:01pm

    Hilarious....guys are so dumb sometimes.

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:27am

    you're not allowed to say: kittens coffee starlight harry potter GO

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:41am

    Dude, been there. I don't understand why a flat out hook up has to turn into a relationship. Needy guys are SUCH a turn off. Sometimes we need sex and our hand/toy just isn't cutting it anymore.

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:59am

    I sent a chick home one night becuase she had too much hair down there :P

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:40am

    ^ Pot calling the kettle black?

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:45pm

    10:43 - I LOVE YOU!!! for anyone who doesn't get it... DIKE is the aforementioned embankment, DYKE is the term for lesbian...

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:07am

    srsly, what kind of moron talks about their feelings...ever? repress till you're 40-ish, lost all your hair and gained some hemmorhoids. then, take it out on the wife and kids. duh!

  • 25 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:45pm

    my shift is over, thank god i dont need to read this shit anymore. Home sweet home.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:33am

    there are feelings involved in one night stands? that's just crazy talk

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:29am

    you are not allowed to say can apostrophe t

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:03pm

    Good Night (353) Bad Night (3452) , how pathetic this stupid chick is. If anyone wants to fuck this chick, make sure you are divorced and show her you have a big dick. (words from experience)

  • 24 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:07am

    Probably dip n sniffed and said fuck this

  • 26 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:24pm

    well I know who this ISN'T

  • 20 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:41pm

    if he was talking about feelings, then it shouldnt matter that he didn't get sex. obviously, he wasnt there for that.

  • 27 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:15am

    He wants to fuck her friend, so he was acting like he has feelings.....its not that hard

  • 21 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:03am

    1:02.....Reputation, true playa

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:24pm

    If he did it on purpose than why did he bother going home with her? nice try to cover up boys stupidity.

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:04pm

    he did so he could steal shit from her place......she is just to dumb to realize what he stole

  • 28 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:29am

    if you actually make it back to a chick's place and can't close the deal you are lame...mega fail.

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:11am

    Guy was definitely wearing American Apparel

  • 24 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:07pm

    I shat myself reading this. Need to be potty trained.

  • 24 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:41am

    sounds like 937 could not close the deal.... a lot

  • 31 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:18pm

    Note to guys from a guy: Never talk about feelings unless the girl starts that conversation and ALWAYS remember that when you've made it back to her place you're there to get laid not form a "relationship". Talk about feelings AFTER sex if anytime.

  • 27 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:16am

    Yes there are: the feeling of getting a load out. It's pretty damn good feeling too.

  • 22 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:13am

    why is squirt banned?? you might be talking about water guns :P

  • 26 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:15am

    so i'm drunk but um... just need to put it out there i voted good night... i meant bad night. what kind of man is he?

  • 23 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:54am

    11:38 it's a joke. Settle down.

  • 21 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:57pm

    wow the guys on here are retarded. love how they're all defending this loser. to them, girls are basically just whores and bitches no matter what they do. the guys on this site are losers.