we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
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^ Cause he wasn't man enough to just walk out on his own?
He knew what he was doing. He finally saw her under light and was like.... fuck this chick.
you are exactly right, girls are nothin but whores and bitches...
I bet if he had more sprite remix and strawberry vodka he would have thrown his caution and feelings to the wind and gone for it. BOOM!
Hmm what word is it that I can't say? Wife?
im assuming its a dike that is calling boys stupid?
So now we understand WHY he's still a virgin.
Aren't we all the same in the dark ?
Yeah, the guy was a retard. Most of us know that going home with a girl just means sex.
I went BOOM BOOM in my pants
how do you know that it was a girl that sent a guy home. I've sent guy shome before who started talking about feelings after the first date, that's creepy and if I take a guy home on the first date it's to have sex not act like girls. Yes I'm a guy btw.
he actually did it on purpose.....so the joke is on you
thanks for the advice 12:18. to the girl who posted this...if you wanted to have sex then you should have started rubbing his pants and undo his jeans. if he's still talking about feelings and not getting with the program then you can end it there but at least make it obvious before you throw him out like a bum
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I have a feeling all the people getting negative on this text have been sent home before getting laid by making some stupid remark.
lol love it. i have to remember to use that... :)
good job. if taken at face value he's lame. guys if you want the good stuff don't talk about feelings. any girl with a reasonably functional bs detector will call you out stat. then again maybe he was trying to bomb it. either way they both win. or at least she does :)))))
10:34 How can an embankment for controlling or holding back the waters of the sea or a river be calling anyone stupid?
On the travel channel they say if it looks good and smells good then eat it.
LF MAGE. WTB PORT TO DALARAN.
Since when did squ plus irt get banned??
No feelings = one night stand. One night stand = Slut. Slut = STDS
Talk about feelings = wanting relationship. Relationship = Safer Sex (most of the time.)
Safe sex = Lower chance of STDS. NO STDS = More sex in the long run!!
I cheer this man for talking about feelings. To hell with that slut. Girls have learned way too much from guys to rip on a guy who talks about feelings. They should have the slut slapped off of them. Hypocrite ass bitches.
haha I bet he did it on purpose...I knew a guy who was basically dragged home by this fat chick so he started talking about anal warts...and she was so desperate she still wanted to bang him haha fat chicks
can't? ...had to try
I've cockblocked myself before. :(
sounds like 937 could not close the deal.... a lot
my shift is over, thank god i dont need to read this shit anymore. Home sweet home.
Ugh...what a bitch...and i'm talking about the girl who posted it.
so proud of myself for my own text from last night making the site! wahoo.
So you all know...he was a VIRGIN.
Found that out the next day. Discuss.
1:03 Getting turned down is more harmful to a reputation then walking away? Thats not logical at all.
haha this is so funny to read.
yes thsi is an epic fail
srsly, what kind of moron talks about their feelings...ever? repress till you're 40-ish, lost all your hair and gained some hemmorhoids. then, take it out on the wife and kids. duh!
ha, this thread got hilarious.
Love this girl. Been there.
Christ, if the dude was a virgin, he obv had no clue on how to act when in a random hookup situation. He was about to achieve what was (probably to him) The Holy Grail. How the hell was he supposed to know he had to STFU and go with the flow? His insides were probably OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
Arrested Development FTL.
He had no clue...but he deserved what he got. The OP was hoping she'd get fucked stupid, and instead had to listen to some stupid fucker.
Hilarious....guys are so dumb sometimes.
I am sure he sobered up and had to get home to his real gf. but he is a nice guy, so he didnt just want to say "i have to leave..." he went about it in a roundabout way..so as to save face...
Good Form, my good MAN
whore have AIDS anyway
Clearly fake. Men have no feelings of which they can speak.
@ 10:03 - yea..the joke is on her.
what a whore
if you actually make it back to a chick's place and can't close the deal you are lame...mega fail.
If he did it on purpose than why did he bother going home with her? nice try to cover up boys stupidity.
there are feelings involved in one night stands? that's just crazy talk
^ All of you grow the fuck up?
he did so he could steal shit from her place......she is just to dumb to realize what he stole
Guy was definitely wearing American Apparel
Yes there are: the feeling of getting a load out. It's pretty damn good feeling too.
you are not allowed to say can apostrophe t
I sent a chick home one night becuase she had too much hair down there :P
He did so he could steal shit from her place.....She is just to dumb to realize what he stole.
Note to guys from a guy: Never talk about feelings unless the girl starts that conversation and ALWAYS remember that when you've made it back to her place you're there to get laid not form a "relationship". Talk about feelings AFTER sex if anytime.
Chicks have changed since my day man :).
Why a bitch? Im a guy and if i started talking about my feeling i would get up and just leave without being asked, feelings are not required in that situation the only things that are required is a hard cock and a wet vag. :P
total bullshit. thats what you alawys hoped you would say, but never did. It's obvious.
11:38 it's a joke. Settle down.
Probably dip n sniffed and said fuck this
completely a bitch. No guy would want this kind of chicks once they turns over 25.
1:02.....Reputation, true playa
I'm 217 without feelings. call me & I'll take care of you occasionally, just for fun.
you're not allowed to say:
baby i wouldnt talk about any feelings and just get down to business with ya fine self ; )
Dude, been there. I don't understand why a flat out hook up has to turn into a relationship.
Needy guys are SUCH a turn off.
Sometimes we need sex and our hand/toy just isn't cutting it anymore.
I shat myself reading this. Need to be potty trained.
There are no feelings in one night stands.
^ Pot calling the kettle black?
why is squirt banned?? you might be talking about water guns :P
He wants to fuck her friend, so he was acting like he has feelings.....its not that hard
10:43 - I LOVE YOU!!! for anyone who doesn't get it... DIKE is the aforementioned embankment, DYKE is the term for lesbian...
well I know who this ISN'T
if he was talking about feelings, then it shouldnt matter that he didn't get sex. obviously, he wasnt there for that.
Good Night (353) Bad Night (3452) , how pathetic this stupid chick is. If anyone wants to fuck this chick, make sure you are divorced and show her you have a big dick. (words from experience)
so i'm drunk but um... just need to put it out there i voted good night... i meant bad night. what kind of man is he?
wow the guys on here are retarded. love how they're all defending this loser. to them, girls are basically just whores and bitches no matter what they do. the guys on this site are losers.