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  • ^ Cause he wasn't man enough to just walk out on his own?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:02am
  • He knew what he was doing. He finally saw her under light and was like.... fuck this chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:59am
  • Hmm what word is it that I can't say? Wife?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:25am
  • im assuming its a dike that is calling boys stupid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:34pm
  • So now we understand WHY he's still a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:43am
  • 12:57: you are exactly right, girls are nothin but whores and bitches...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Yeah, the guy was a retard. Most of us know that going home with a girl just means sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Aren't we all the same in the dark ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:51am
  • I went BOOM BOOM in my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:37am
  • I bet if he had more sprite remix and strawberry vodka he would have thrown his caution and feelings to the wind and gone for it. BOOM!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:36am
  • how do you know that it was a girl that sent a guy home. I've sent guy shome before who started talking about feelings after the first date, that's creepy and if I take a guy home on the first date it's to have sex not act like girls. Yes I'm a guy btw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:08am
  • My roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoispi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:39am
  • he actually did it on purpose.....so the joke is on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:03pm
  • thanks for the advice 12:18. to the girl who posted this...if you wanted to have sex then you should have started rubbing his pants and undo his jeans. if he's still talking about feelings and not getting with the program then you can end it there but at least make it obvious before you throw him out like a bum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:28pm
  • I have a feeling all the people getting negative on this text have been sent home before getting laid by making some stupid remark.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:55pm
  • my dongcopter goes fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:43am
  • lol love it. i have to remember to use that... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:20pm
  • good job. if taken at face value he's lame. guys if you want the good stuff don't talk about feelings. any girl with a reasonably functional bs detector will call you out stat. then again maybe he was trying to bomb it. either way they both win. or at least she does :)))))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:04am
  • 10:34 How can an embankment for controlling or holding back the waters of the sea or a river be calling anyone stupid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:43pm
  • can't? ...had to try

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:06am
  • haha I bet he did it on purpose...I knew a guy who was basically dragged home by this fat chick so he started talking about anal warts...and she was so desperate she still wanted to bang him haha fat chicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:32pm
  • No feelings = one night stand. One night stand = Slut. Slut = STDS Talk about feelings = wanting relationship. Relationship = Safer Sex (most of the time.) Safe sex = Lower chance of STDS. NO STDS = More sex in the long run!! I cheer this man for talking about feelings. To hell with that slut. Girls have learned way too much from guys to rip on a guy who talks about feelings. They should have the slut slapped off of them. Hypocrite ass bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:38am
  • Since when did squ plus irt get banned??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:27am
  • On the travel channel they say if it looks good and smells good then eat it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:01am
  • LF MAGE. WTB PORT TO DALARAN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:43am
  • sounds like 937 could not close the deal.... a lot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:41am
  • I've cockblocked myself before. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:29am
  • Ugh...what a bitch...and i'm talking about the girl who posted it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:00pm
  • so proud of myself for my own text from last night making the site! wahoo. So you all know...he was a VIRGIN. Found that out the next day. Discuss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:27am
  • 1:03 Getting turned down is more harmful to a reputation then walking away? Thats not logical at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:07am
  • my shift is over, thank god i dont need to read this shit anymore. Home sweet home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Love this girl. Been there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Ummmmmmm

    Submitted by Liz90210 on Jun 6, 11 at 6:26pm
  • I am sure he sobered up and had to get home to his real gf. but he is a nice guy, so he didnt just want to say "i have to leave..." he went about it in a roundabout way..so as to save face... Good Form, my good MAN whore have AIDS anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:43pm
  • srsly, what kind of moron talks about their feelings...ever? repress till you're 40-ish, lost all your hair and gained some hemmorhoids. then, take it out on the wife and kids. duh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:07am
  • ha, this thread got hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:58am
  • Christ, if the dude was a virgin, he obv had no clue on how to act when in a random hookup situation. He was about to achieve what was (probably to him) The Holy Grail. How the hell was he supposed to know he had to STFU and go with the flow? His insides were probably OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. Arrested Development FTL. He had no clue...but he deserved what he got. The OP was hoping she'd get fucked stupid, and instead had to listen to some stupid fucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Hilarious....guys are so dumb sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:01pm
  • haha this is so funny to read. yes thsi is an epic fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:51am
  • @ 10:03 - yea..the joke is on her. what a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:36pm
  • ^ All of you grow the fuck up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:30am
  • Clearly fake. Men have no feelings of which they can speak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:28am
  • there are feelings involved in one night stands? that's just crazy talk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:33am
  • If he did it on purpose than why did he bother going home with her? nice try to cover up boys stupidity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:24pm
  • if you actually make it back to a chick's place and can't close the deal you are lame...mega fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:29am
  • he did so he could steal shit from her place......she is just to dumb to realize what he stole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Why a bitch? Im a guy and if i started talking about my feeling i would get up and just leave without being asked, feelings are not required in that situation the only things that are required is a hard cock and a wet vag. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Note to guys from a guy: Never talk about feelings unless the girl starts that conversation and ALWAYS remember that when you've made it back to her place you're there to get laid not form a "relationship". Talk about feelings AFTER sex if anytime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Yes there are: the feeling of getting a load out. It's pretty damn good feeling too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:16am
  • Guy was definitely wearing American Apparel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:11am
  • total bullshit. thats what you alawys hoped you would say, but never did. It's obvious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:16am
  • He did so he could steal shit from her place.....She is just to dumb to realize what he stole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Probably dip n sniffed and said fuck this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:07am
  • I sent a chick home one night becuase she had too much hair down there :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:59am
  • 11:38 it's a joke. Settle down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:54am
  • Chicks have changed since my day man :).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:32pm
  • you are not allowed to say can apostrophe t

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:29am
  • 1:02.....Reputation, true playa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:03am
  • you're not allowed to say: kittens coffee starlight harry potter GO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:27am
  • I'm 217 without feelings. call me & I'll take care of you occasionally, just for fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:47pm
  • completely a bitch. No guy would want this kind of chicks once they turns over 25.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:06pm
  • baby i wouldnt talk about any feelings and just get down to business with ya fine self ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:49am
  • Dude, been there. I don't understand why a flat out hook up has to turn into a relationship. Needy guys are SUCH a turn off. Sometimes we need sex and our hand/toy just isn't cutting it anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:41am
  • I shat myself reading this. Need to be potty trained.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:07pm
  • He wants to fuck her friend, so he was acting like he has feelings.....its not that hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:15am
  • ^ Pot calling the kettle black?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:40am
  • There are no feelings in one night stands.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:09am
  • why is squirt banned?? you might be talking about water guns :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:13am
  • 10:43 - I LOVE YOU!!! for anyone who doesn't get it... DIKE is the aforementioned embankment, DYKE is the term for lesbian...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:45pm
  • well I know who this ISN'T

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:24pm
  • if he was talking about feelings, then it shouldnt matter that he didn't get sex. obviously, he wasnt there for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Good Night (353) Bad Night (3452) , how pathetic this stupid chick is. If anyone wants to fuck this chick, make sure you are divorced and show her you have a big dick. (words from experience)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:03pm
  • so i'm drunk but um... just need to put it out there i voted good night... i meant bad night. what kind of man is he?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:15am
  • wow the guys on here are retarded. love how they're all defending this loser. to them, girls are basically just whores and bitches no matter what they do. the guys on this site are losers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:57pm