you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't think brook has ever known best
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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