chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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