fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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