when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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