She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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