so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.