Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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