whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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