I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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