I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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