Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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