The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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