Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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