I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
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guyliner wearing men should be publicly castrated
3:03 and 3:05 said it best.
guys who where guyliner - you fail, at life...seriously!
girls who encourage - you enable failure...go play in traffic; fast traffic - Indy 500 fast!
dont fucking hate on afi
im a girl and i wear eyeliner and it never smears onto the pillow case. maybe you wear too much?
this "guy" is an embarrassment to real men everywhere
ditch the pillow in the morning (leave it on a floor or couch or or the other side of the bed or something...). if you're hookin up w a girl, she'll think it was hers, and other guys might not realise its eyeliner unless they also use it [=
how about when you're wiping the cum off your face you use a little soap and water i thought gheys were supposed to be neat.
or C. realize you're a guy and quit wearing make-up
Has anyone pointed out that Motley Crue wore eye liner, blush, cover -up, etc and they got TONS of pussy!!
Poison actually did an album cover were they looked like girls from Cosmo...
Emo girls like dudes with eye liner...some (such as the men in the bands above) would say that wearing make-up can actually solidify your masculinity...
Psychologists suggest that men who are "homo phobic" are often insecure about their own sexuality.
I think people who define the amount of manliness by whether or not they have some colour on their face have a bigger problem with it than guys who wear guyliner.
I'm with 3:15 - I'm thinking that if you just finished plowing/getting plowed by some dude, he's not going to care about eyeliner on his pillow - prob more worried about the feces on his sheets/dick.
This sounds like it should go on PostSecret :)
And <3 to guyliner.
My guilty pleasure is Billie Joe <3
switch to a better eyeliner than wet n wild. there are alot that wont smear or makeup remover beforhand.
some girls like androgynous guys, some don't.
finish panicking over your collective masculinity and get over it.
by people you hook up with you mean guys obviously.
i don't see what's wrong with guys wearing make-up, it's their personal expression. girls wear guy hoodies and our boyfriend's clothes all the time so what's wrong with guys wearing eyeliner? it's a free country. sheesh.
1. possessing qualities, such as vigour or courage, traditionally regarded as appropriate to a man; masculine
2. characteristic of a man
Guyliner makes even really unattractive guys kind of doable. So, I mean, if the choice is between guyliner and getting laid.....
homophobia = insecurity about your own masculinity
the more anger you feel about it, the more insecure you are
get a therapist, seriously, guys. Your homophobia is so unattractive.
yeah this was true.......in 1984!!!!! Mickey G was the hottest chick ever!!!!
I'm just hoping the texter doesn't still live in the 906... because NO guy I've ever seen wearing eyeliner up here is hook up worthy...
.. why would you even wear guyliner.
hahaa 2:41 that was cheesy.
I am a chick who finds guyliner VERY attractive. At least half of the girls at my high school would say the same, if the guy knew how to put it on. David Bowie was a sex god, and has anyone heard of Peter Gabriel? It makes me wet just thinking about hot guys in eyeliner.
ok i think who you are talking about it jack sparrow who is a FICTIONAL character. guys in eyeliner...NOT hot
You do know there is long wearing/h20 proof liner out there...?
Props for wearing guyliner! At least you're sexy.
an easier solution would be to pretend you're a man and ditch the eyeliner, throw away all your white belts and afi records (well delete them off your ipod) and stop being a pillowbiter.
I really happen to like afi. they aren't an emo band per se and all the band members are very talented. Please don't use your personal opinion of a good band to insult others.
I love guys with eyeliner - Johny Depp! Hello?
bring ur own pillow case u whore.
Guyliner? Kill yourself. :)
Who am I to judge who wears what? All I know is that guys or girls, Stila leyeliner pots stay on FOREVER. You have to actively wipe your eye with a makeup wipe in order to get if off. Plus you get an amazing line. =0D
Johnny Depp is an actor. He wears eyeliner in CERTAIN movies. Not in every day scenarios. This guy is a he-bitch. Grow a pair.
pete wentz! hello? GUYLINER IS HOTTT .....on sum guys.........
holy shit.. women that encourage this kind of toolish behavior (GUYliner .. WTF??!?!?) need to play out in traffic
and as for you wearing the guyliner .. you may need to seek therapy.. seems as if you have a serious case of gender confusion
Guyliner is hot. And why does he have to be having sex to get the eyeliner on the pillow? Maybe it happens while he is *gasp* sleeping! If you don't like it, then good for you.
Try sleeping with your head resting on your arm. Eyeliner on your arm is much easier to clean than eyeliner on a pillow!
I wonder how many of you guys ragging on the effeminate dude, also wear earrings? Another thing a man should not be wearing.
2:58... regardless of if he's a fictional character, it was still a live action movie, i.e. we're still seeing Johnny Depp in guyliner and it works.
6:09 - Agreed. Guys in eyeliner is hot.
And to solve your problem, dont sleep with your face smushed against the pillow. XD
As if you need another reason to not wear eyeliner, men.
Fuck. 4:22 ftw. Not 2:14. There is none by that time.
4:22 said it best...
why do you all assume this is a straight man who is not ambiguous about his gender?
that being said, if you are ashamed of wearing eyeliner, don't wear it.
10:06..stop. Think. These are text messages that are sent by one person and posted by another. The original sender of the text more than likely isn't the one who put this on here.
1. no guyliner
2. at least wear one that doesn't smudge
3. jack sparrow is hot
4. no white belts and afi
5. ahahahahahahaha cut my grass? lmfao!!!!
I agree with anonymous...if Adam Lambert could be straight...yummy!!!
Who gives a shit. He presents a problem that relates to HIS life. Either give him advice or shut up. Doesnt matter who he is having sex with or that he wears makeup. Just grow up.
-Waterproof eyeliner, stays on like a charm
...I start to get some apprecition for human nature, behavior...then I read responces like this. Why the hell can't you all just treat everyone like they're people? None of you are any better than the other. Can't everyone just get that through their fucking heads? Stop to think about the pain you could cause to someone who's insecure anyhow. It's hard to be who you truly are sometimes WITHOUT ridicule from a bunch of people who are being ass holes.
you could always flip the pillow over in the morning.....much like your "hook-ups" will do to you
people who are insecure wouldn't open themselves up for ridicule like this.......
and i have no phobia against gays........but two penises in the same room with no vagina is just not a happy place.
who wrote this text? ....Chet from the Real World Brooklyn?
wow, guyliner? I wish my grass was as emo as you so it would cut itself
Then don't wear guyliner. please.
Guyliner is sexy, fuck everyone who doesn't think so. Anyways... get waterproof and buy some quality stuff, I really like the stuff from MAC... won't smear, you'll wake up still lookin hot and feelin like hell!
Oh, you are free to look like a circus clown. It's probably just not a good idea unless you work as a circus clown.
how does that work? the only scenerio i can imagine is if your face is in the pillow, meaning you're probably taking something up the ass. yeah, seems about right.
sorry most guys arent fictional pirates
AWWW... even Adam Lambert posts on TFLN!!!
have you tried being a MAN???
5:14...youre a fucking retard
it can be hot, as long as you're not brett michaels..
I regard those guyliner-smeared pillowcases as trophies of a sort. I like 'em.
Hahaha i like a guy in eyeliner. And quite frankly, if she likes you enough to let you in her bed, eyeliner on the pillow is no big deal. xD
ya!...we know this because if a guys wearing liner we prob know befor they hit the pillow anyway lmao
Guyliner is HOT!!!! Who cares if it rubs off on the pillowcase?
Agreed. If your guyliner is hot, I don't care if it smudges on my pillow
Simple solution. DON'T WEAR EYELINER IF YOU ARE A GUY! Seriously? Do you look at yourself and think, "Yeah, that's a good look." You need to stop listening to Good Charlette and/or kill yourself.
Guyliner ftw. Stop hating just because you're not brave enough for it.
Guyliner = HAWT <3 (:
All I want to is to find is a straight guy who can wear eyeliner like Adam Lambert
Emo turd-burglar...kill yerself
god this is gross, what straight male wears eyeliner? yuckk
Lmao guyliner. You don't get laid, silly. You just cry and use the tears as lube.
umm men+ make up of any sort =penis in bum. The end.
pete wentz is a good example.
okay, true, he's not my fave.
and i think the jury is still out on his sexual preference,
but who the fuck really cares.
i think this guy rocks.
sounds to me like a little bit of ziggy stardust,
and that's fine in my book!
rawr. eyeliner on guys is fantastic.
really? guyliner?....maybe you should be the one washing up in the bathroom before ya get it on.....i new guys started wearing liner!...im not that crazy
He wants to be Adam Lambert.
well 1206 nothing in psychology is actually proven is barely a fucking science its for dildos no real purpose in life other than trying to tell people about there problems....i'm not homophobic as in i don't fear gays but i most definatly have a problem with them. seriously though you named a bunch of 80's metal bands....you do know its 09 right?
I like the term guyliner. So much in fact that I might just put some on in order to have an excuse to say guyliner! Lol!
2:41 that was fucking hilarous.
maybe you should not wear the eyeliner?
hahahah he said hooking up with "people" LMAO
honestly I think the smudges on the pillow are a secondary probelm as to why they are having sex with a man who wears make up.........even gays pick on drag queens
my suggestion: don't wear eyeliner if your planning to bed somebody at their place, or go back to your place, or if niether of these work stop being cheap and by yourself shit that doesn't smear