Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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