And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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