Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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