The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
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That's about the average value of untrained breasts, according to market studies at Mardi Gras.
When a guy wants help "studying before a final" what he is really saying is "please relieve the pressure building in my testicles." ... just so you know...
probably some preppy girl with no meat
must go to quinnipiac....
after that, 14 sticks is all it took
guess he was all out of orbit.
to be fair, he knew he wasn't going to get them from being himself...
Somebody goes to Yallleeeee.
Those are the best nights.
or somebody has a cell from CT and goes to college anywhere in the country
She got paid in Trident Layers
no that girl definitely is from U of Hartford