margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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