i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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