she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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