I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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