zippers are such a cool invention
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this is the kind of text i ignore
Haha 201 I love jersey :)
WHy is this text on here... not funny at all. i mean i know the person was probably high as hell.... but they could have picked much funnier ones
You prob dnt even get texts haha
I'd be pissed if I got a stupid text like this.
12:02, no i haven't submitted a text and although i'm not "getting mad at this zipper text", i think it is a stupid text for this website. Like i said, props to the person sending this for (hopefully) being blazed, but it isn't funny
Zippers really how is this a tfln? That makes no sense. U can zip your dick up hoooray. Fucking dumb
like a dull guillotine for ur nuts
just waiting for ur johnson to be king henry
or wat ever king that was with Marie Antonitte
How'd you get your beans above your frank? & We've got a bleeder!!!
Men invented the zipper, we brought this danger to our genitalia upon ourselves....I was hoping to be able to blame it on the female species
Zippers? Really? You know what else is cool? The air we breathe.
why would you blame anyone but yourself for zippers? it's not that hard to look where you pull.
This is a terrible text. Really...........?!
All those teeth... interlocking...
Zippers are awesome. All pants have zippers, because all men (REAL men anyway) sometimes have a situation that requires them to get their junk out into the world, immediately. And that's when zippers save the day.
it was king louis XVI with the guillotines :)
How does shit like this get into the feed instead of several much funnier texts?!
thats a lie you hairs i lost cause of zippers doesn't tickle either
1:47 how big of a loser do you have to be to give it number out on this app for ppl to call you.
wow you guys are all such debbie downers... and ya woo canada for that invention!!
If you can't keep your dick out of a zipper, you deserve what you get.
Haha just yesterday I was saying how cool buttons are
8:17 I worship your observation
Thank You Canada!!!... bitches
Dude... Agreed. I still wonder how the hell they work...
Really? I prefer buttons there is much more anticipation that way. Plus you can see if a guy is REALLY skilled with his mouth...
ben stiller doesnt agree
you can thank canada for the invention. go team.
Are u mad you submitted yours and they didn't pick yours?? Is that why your getting mad at this zipper text