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  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:19am

    You prob dnt even get texts haha

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:22am

    All those teeth... interlocking...

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:15am

    This is a terrible text. Really...........?!

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:42am

    like a dull guillotine for ur nuts just waiting for ur johnson to be king henry or wat ever king that was with Marie Antonitte

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:46am

    How does shit like this get into the feed instead of several much funnier texts?!

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:25am

    WHy is this text on here... not funny at all. i mean i know the person was probably high as hell.... but they could have picked much funnier ones

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:16am

    it was king louis XVI with the guillotines :)

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:52pm

    Zippers really how is this a tfln? That makes no sense. U can zip your dick up hoooray. Fucking dumb

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:47am

    How'd you get your beans above your frank? & We've got a bleeder!!!

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:01am

    this is the kind of text i ignore

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:55am

    12:02, no i haven't submitted a text and although i'm not "getting mad at this zipper text", i think it is a stupid text for this website. Like i said, props to the person sending this for (hopefully) being blazed, but it isn't funny

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:22am

    Haha 201 I love jersey :)

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:18am

    I'd be pissed if I got a stupid text like this.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:16pm

    why would you blame anyone but yourself for zippers? it's not that hard to look where you pull.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:48pm

    thats a lie you hairs i lost cause of zippers doesn't tickle either

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:34am

    1:47 how big of a loser do you have to be to give it number out on this app for ppl to call you.

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:11am

    Men invented the zipper, we brought this danger to our genitalia upon ourselves....I was hoping to be able to blame it on the female species

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:56pm

    Zippers? Really? You know what else is cool? The air we breathe.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:58am

    wow you guys are all such debbie downers... and ya woo canada for that invention!!

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:12am

    8:17 I worship your observation

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:17pm

    Zippers are awesome. All pants have zippers, because all men (REAL men anyway) sometimes have a situation that requires them to get their junk out into the world, immediately. And that's when zippers save the day.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:34am

    Really? I prefer buttons there is much more anticipation that way. Plus you can see if a guy is REALLY skilled with his mouth...

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:40pm

    Thank You Canada!!!... bitches

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:30am

    If you can't keep your dick out of a zipper, you deserve what you get.

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:52am

    Haha just yesterday I was saying how cool buttons are

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:56am

    Dude... Agreed. I still wonder how the hell they work...

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:41am

    you can thank canada for the invention. go team.

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:16am

    ben stiller doesnt agree

  • 38 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:02pm

    Are u mad you submitted yours and they didn't pick yours?? Is that why your getting mad at this zipper text