So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
send nudes
from the living room?
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