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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.

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• (718): View more from New York

  im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.

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  And you say you're not good with numbers...

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.

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  That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.

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