Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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