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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.

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  23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  "it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.

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