pedialite and red bull = repair kit
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.