U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?