so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.