She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
party gras won. party gras always wins.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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