I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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