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Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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