am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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