Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
North Korea, Best Korea!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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