Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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