I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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