well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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