: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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