as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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