marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize