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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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