You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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